An entry in the October 2nd Valdez Police Report inspired this cartoon drawn by Nelli Vanderburg. Kudos to Valdez PD for keeping it real!
From Oct 2nd Valdez Police Report:
“Possible Drunk Driver: A white pickup heading outbound on the Richardson Highway was reported to be swerving in their lane, drifting from white line to yellow line and driving at inconsistent speeds. Officers made contact with the driver, and although not impaired by alcohol, she was found to have exceptionally greasy hands from consuming a whole roast chicken while she drove. She was advised that it would be better to continue her